this is too good not to post immediately:

this is JoJo30549, who says I am a laid back kinda go with the flow kind of guy. I have never been married although I sometimes think that I let the perfect one get away (awesome, you are still hung up on some girl). I am also a workaholic (which means you will have no time for a girlfriend or a life) and spend the majority of my time either at work or talking about work (hope it's an interesting job). With a schedule like I have it makes it almost impossible to meet women. It never used to be a problem when I was younger (b/c i prefer to meet women when i'm drunk) but I guess when you give up the clubbing that's what you get (so he misses the random hookup girls from the club?). I would just like to meet someone that enjoys the same things that I do (doesn't everyone JoJo) and someone I can talk to about anything (especially work). And of course there has to be a physical attraction (b/c he's not going to date an ugly girl).

ok, there are so many problems with this profile, if you can't spot them, then there is a reason you are still single. yes, jojo, i want to go out with you and you baggage that you haven't checked yet and hear you talk about work and pray that you find me attractive.

pu-lease!